Sorry, GOP
The Guys would like to apologize to the GOP for our recent vacation for Christmas. (Except Schools, who is a practicing Zoroastrian.) We didn’t know that our five days away from the Internet (two of...
View ArticleYou Missed It: Kiss my white ass edition
It’s March! That means we must be close to spring or something. The good news is that it just sounds better to say, it’s March. It sounds like things are much better than dark, dreary February. Some of...
View ArticleYou Missed It: Out come the idiots edition
It’s Friday, and it’s June. It is June, right? OK, good. I am still recovering from a wild weekend. I know, five days is a long time to recover, but man, it was a good time. If you were busy checking...
View ArticleWhat’s the world coming to?
You know, we can only guess where we’re headed in this handbasket when an old Southern man is accused of racism simply because he: 1) Refuses to marry interracial couples. 2) Does so because he worries...
View Article♪ Rush loves Ashton! Rush loves Ashton! ♫
Wait a minute … Actor? Handsome? Known for playing roles with chimp-like Seann William Scott? My god, they’ve found a new Reagan. Glenn Beck’s soft, s**ty Web site and Rush Limbaugh each respectively...
View ArticleYou Missed It: Pope culture edition
Making sure everyone has food? Whatever, comrade! Well, that’s another week over. If you survived it, you should be happy. That’s really about as much as I can draw from this week. The rest of it, for...
View ArticleYou Missed It: End of 2013 edition
Choose your weapon and let’s do this. If you’re reading this, congratulations. You’ve survived another year. We made it through a perilous 2013, filled with bad things happening, disappointing movies...
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